Gee’s Whip
What questions would you ask one of the most important artists of our time if you could? Over the course of many years and great effort on both our parts, I’ve been lucky enough to develop a love-hate relationship with internationally renowned artist Gee Vaucher—I love Gee with every bit of my being, and Gee hates that she loves me back.
Gee Vaucher—Artist, Visionary, Gardener and Master of the Greet and Toss. All photos ©dickslaughter.com
So, one would think I could write an in-depth profile about the real Gee, with intimate tidbits and observations, perhaps some profound insights I’ve learned from this true visionary whose work has impacted countless lives and has changed the world— But I thought it would be funny to instead for Gee to be the first interview for our rehashed and ripped-off story idea that’s been done a million times but usually with very little or no sense of humor.
We’re calling our completely original idea ‘Artists Automobiles’.
What year was the car made?
1999.
What Model is it?
Nissan Micra GX auto 1275cc. Petrol.
What colour is it?
Dark Green.
Yes that is a map book in the back seat. Gee does not use GPS. She uses GEE-PS.
What year did you buy it?
2016.
How much did you pay for it?
£600.
Fastest you have ever driven it?
90mph.
Any upgrades or major repairs?
None.
Does the radio work? Does it have a CD or tape player?
Yes. It has a cassette tape player and a great radio.
Does it have air conditioning?
Yes—roll down windows.
Have you ever paid to have it washed?
No. It would look out of place clean.
Do you work on it yourself?
Yes, I add oil and pump up the tyres.
Is it any good on badly potholed roads?
Yes.
Is it easy to get in the car?
Yes, it is rarely locked and has a magic key that opens doors.
Is it a comfortable car?
Yes, and smells nice, most of the time.
Do you use it much?
Yes, to carry bricks, cement, wood, exhibitions, bicycles, animals and, sometimes, people.
I hope you got a chuckle from my little exercise in the absurd. I felt it was fitting because, in my opinion, most of what is written about Gee Vaucher and Gee’s work is very serious and often doesn't reflect Gee's incredible sense of humor. The work speaks for itself and doesn't need any critique from me or anyone else. Please enjoy these photos taken at Gee’s exhibition entitled Introspective at the Firstsite Gallery way back in 2016. If you would like to more information or to see more of Gee’s work please visit Exitstencil Press.
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