Taylor Swift & The Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee

Feb 5

We receive numerous intriguing submissions and emails at In Spite Magazine. However, this marks the first open letter to a celebrity from a self-proclaimed feline clairvoyant.

This submission came via email about a month ago, I initially thought it was a joke. However, after engaging in a phone conversation with the author, it became apparent that she was very serious. She firmly believes that the recent world upheaval is directly linked to Taylor Swift and her cats. I confirmed that she is indeed a pet psychic and actively works in that capacity.

While the author preferred to remain anonymous, she was willing to allow us to include the website she works for in the article. To complement the piece, we enlisted an artistic interpretation by our beloved Ricardo Geffrey and included a video capturing Taylor, Olivia Benson, Meredith Grey, and Benjamin Button. in happier times.

Saint Taylor – Artist interpretation by Ricardo Geffrey

Subject: Urgent Plea for the Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee

An open letter to Taylor Swift,

I hope this letter reaches you in good health and spirits. I am writing to you with an urgent concern that has recently come to my attention regarding the harmony of the universe and the well-being of some very special members of your life. The Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee, as they are affectionately known, are feeling neglected, and their discontent has had cosmic repercussions.

Cats, as you may know, hold a special place in the cosmic order, often regarded as divine beings with a profound influence on universal harmony. It appears that their dissatisfaction is not just a matter of caregiving but a yearning for your attention and presence.

I urge you to consider prioritizing the needs of the Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee above all else. They long for your companionship, and their happiness is intrinsically linked to the cosmic balance. The universe may further be disrupted if their desires are not met.

I implore you to take a moment to reflect on the importance of their well-being and, if necessary, make the difficult decision to put your touring commitments on hold and reconsider your relationship with your football player boyfriend. The Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee seeks solace in your presence, and only you can provide the comfort they require.

Wishing you strength and clarity in making decisions that contribute to the well-being of the Itty Bitty Pretty Kitty Committee and, by extension, the cosmic order.

With sincere concern

Anonymous Feline Clairvoyant.